Politicians Are Parasites Hoodie

POLITICIANS ARE PARASITES

They feed off our labor, sell us promises, and expect us to keep picking sides while they keep collecting.

This WAKE UP SUCKAS design calls out a political machine that thrives on division while the people carry the weight. A bold statement for those who question authority and put community before party loyalty.

Stop feeding the system. Start building something for the people.

No political gang colors. Power is the People.⚡️

Features:

• Material: 80% cotton / 20% polyester blend fleece (heather colors include 85% cotton / 15% polyester).
• Weight: Premium heavyweight 10 oz (330 g/m²) fabric for superior warmth and durability.
• Fit: Relaxed unisex fit with a double-lined hood for added comfort.
• Durability: Split-stitch double-needle sewing on all seams for extra strength.
• Pockets: Kangaroo pouch pocket for convenience and style.
• Design-Friendly: Smooth surface ideal for custom prints or embroidery.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors.
• Tumble dry low or hang to dry for longevity.
• Avoid bleach and do not iron directly on prints.

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